As I have mentioned before, Tim Gill’s plaything Bill Menezes, of the paid-to-be-hyper-sensitive Media Matters, sends me the oddest little nasty personal emails. I can only come to one conclusion – he’s got a man-crush on me. I’m flattered and suppose I understand a bit. I had the same feelings once for John Entwhistle, bass player for The Who, after I saw him play live. Nothing gay. I just fantasized that we would hang-out, throw back some beers, watch the big game, and jam a little. It’s a guy thing. How else would you explain Bill’s last nasty-gram:
The fact you are so ignorant on a gun issue is quite entertaining:
KOA’s Caldara supported false claim that Mexican Cartels’ assault weapons are “not comin’ from us”
Call the local ATF office and see what they have to say about the subject.
Oh, and keep crying; given your steep slide into irrelevance, I suppose there’s not much more you can do.
I stand by what I said on the radio program. Assault weapons are not going to Mexico via the US. The problem might be that the left doesn’t like to use the definition of “assault weapon,” which is a select-fire, intermediate caliber gun capable of automatic firing, like a machine gun. These guns are, for the most part, already illegal in the US. But again, accuracy isn’t what Tim Gill pays Media Matters for.
As far as my “steep slide into irrelevance,” Bill, when the hell was I ever relevant?
Although given all the attention you pour on me how can I not feel, well, special. I am finally starting to get the man-crush signals you’ve been throwing my way. You wrote an entire column about me in the Denver Daily News, comparing me to Archie Bunker (who like me once proudly proclaimed, “My job ain’t got nothing to do with thinking, and I’m very good at it”).
I am sorry Bill. As flattered as I am, I don’t want you for my Edith. After my heartbreak over John Entwhistle, I am just not ready for a bro-mance right now.