The 2014 election season has largely revolved around the “War on Women.” Is this just Leftist spin, or is the Right truly oppressing women?
So, at the last meeting of our all-male “Uterus Control Council,” we were discussing how to best lower the glass ceiling when it hit me.”What if we let the broads talk for themselves?!” I exclaimed.
Dick Cheney grumbled, “What? Like we’d listen or something? And where’s that chick to finish my foot massage? This bunion doesn’t rub itself.”
I said, “No, don’t talk crazy Dick. We let the skirts blather away at a debate over the War on Women while we play golf. They squawk away about how mean we are to them, and they get it out of their system. Government birth control, Obamacare, IUDs, everything.”
“You know how many of our boys lost their limbs in Iraq from IUDs?” George Bush woke up. “You’re playing with fire if you let ‘em talk among themselves. They get ideas. Remember that time Condi talked with Babs about teaching Islamic girls to read? Nutty stuff man. Nutty stuff.”
“Guys!” I said, “I’m talking the ultimate cat fight here.”
I’ll save you all the details, but over the objections of Ann Coulter, who said only fertile married women should be allowed to attend, we are hosting a full-on debate over the “War on Women” moderated by Westword’s Patty Calhoun. The panelists will be:
Kelly Maher – Revealing Politics
Susan Greene – Colorado Independent
Laura Carno – I Am Created Equal
Laura Chapin – Democratic Political Strategist
Ladies, ask your husband or father if you can come! RSVP now. Gentlemen, of course you can come without asking anyone (like I need to say that).
For more information and to RSVP, visit our Eventbrite page here.