You know that one childhood friend you’ve got in your close group of friends who can’t ever seem to get anything right? He’s the guy who can’t drive anywhere without getting lost or getting a ticket. He always seems to have forgotten his wallet after you all go out for a beer and some wings. He can’t even remember to bring the wings to your house to watch the big game. He can’t hold a job, but of course it is “never his fault.” You’ve longed since learned not to let him borrow anything because you won’t ever get it back. And if you do, it won’t be in one piece anymore. (Speaking of, he still has my Frampton Comes Alive record).
Regardless, he’s still a good friend and a part of your crew. “The guys” as your wife calls it. You can’t cut him loose, that would be cruel. And besides, you guys have a ton of history together. As the years go on, you and your buddies have learned how to deal with him in a way that limits the damage he can do. For example, no one was willing to let him hold the rings at your wedding. Or plan the bachelor party for that matter. Or stand at the alter near anything breakable. This is what you have to do when you have that friend.
The moral of this story is that in large part, government is that “friend.” It’s the bumbling, forgetful, wasteful, mean, and awkward friend with sticky fingers you can’t take anywhere but have to anyway. The Constitution is the document that attempts to limit the damage this overbearing friend can have on our lives. (Even the Founders had that friend in their circle. Alexander Hamilton perhaps?) In other words, the Constitution prevents your overbearing friend from making a pass at your wife during her baby shower because it prevents him from showing up in the first place. Without it, your friend is set loose, fully able to wreak havoc anywhere and everywhere.
Take for example the Colorado gun-permit database. Why on earth we would want the bumbling, wasteful, perpetual screw-up government to keep such a database is beyond me. Isn’t it obvious that if tasked with doing something outside its useful (enumerated) activities, it would mess the entire thing up? Take a look at the list of errors on top of errors on top of mistakes this database has. The government can’t even keep a simple list of names going for cryin’ out loud! How could we expect it to manage the entire health care system? Or keep an anonymous and accurate All-Payer Health Care Cost Database?
Like not giving the car keys to your friend that can’t get anything right, how about we quit giving government the keys to our private lives? Not only can we not trust them with the information, we can’t even trust that they will get the information right to begin with. It’s time we learn the lesson we have all learned from our childhood friend: limit the damage by limiting the responsibility. Don’t give him your wedding rings. Don’t give him your car keys or your favorite records. And for Pete’s sake, don’t give him information you want kept secret!